2 weeks

I was pulled off the team and spent two weeks in what was called "Extreme conditioning" training, or whatever they want to call it. It was being strapped down and having half the blood in my body roughly yanked out by Dr Succubus herself while the Mad Scientist runs constant brain scans, attaching electrode after electrode to my shaven scalp, some of which I swear were barbed, and grinning maniacally. I was fed intravenously for the past 2 weeks and my excrement was siphoned directly out of my stomach and bladder. This is not what I signed up for at all; this was just a goddamn job, not a labrat position so i could be shaved and sustained like a breathing vegetable for testing or "conditioning". Those two freakshows must never sleep; I kept passing out intermittently through the 2 weeks, sometimes from need of fitful sleep, sometimes from anesthesia, but every time my eyes opened those two were working on me, without fail. I feel ill.